well you can't waste a boner
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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