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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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