She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm like, not good at living.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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