OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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