Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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