Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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