STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
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in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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