Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
And then he peed in my hair
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