i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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