This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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