If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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