My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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