I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?