you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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