This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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