The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
