She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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