No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You were trust falling into bushes
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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