Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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