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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

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• (626): View more from California

  you didnt know i had herpes?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?

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• (347): View more from New York

  Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.

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