I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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