Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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