Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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