I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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