He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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