Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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