My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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