Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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