Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.