Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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