my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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