I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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