found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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