My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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