This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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