Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?