Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me