i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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