my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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