I CAN MOONWALK!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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