fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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