look no pants
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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