I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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