they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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