I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Don't make out with my wife yet
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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