I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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