We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I am mentally ready for anal.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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