I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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