Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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