I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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