Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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