well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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