do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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