would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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