Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just invented taco cereal.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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